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A Bro will always help another Bro reconstruct the events from the previous night, unless those events entail hooking up with an ugly chick or the Bro repeatedly saying “I love you, man” to all his Bros.
MAC - Memory Assistance and/or Correction- often comes into play around the holidays because when people gather together with loved ones, the need to drink alcohol increases exponentially.
Halloween is a time when Bros are especially susceptible to memory loss due to the lethal combination of abundant sweet things, liquor, and of course, candy. In fact, one year I awoke with four new phone numbers but no idea who gave them to me. Fortunately, based on the times I saved the numbers into my phone and a few hazy memories of the four different costumes I wore at the party the night before, I was able to create a logic matrix.
-Bro Code: Article 127
In a scenario where two or more Bros are watching entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity. This may include but is not limited to: the high five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.
Pre-Strip Club Checklist
~Converted sufficient funds to singles in the local currency.
~Hid ATM and credit cards deep in wallet yet still accessible in case of rare “twins” scenario.
~Planted fake “movie producer” business cares on person where they might “accidentally” fall out into cleavage of dancer(s).
~Pledged to avoid dancers with names like Smokey, Hepatitia, and Thunder.
~Turned off heat/AC in apartment, saving both utility costs and the environment.
~Not wearing jeans.
~Read in-depth synopsis of movie girlfriend thinks you’re going to see.
-Bro Code: Article 126
To answer your other question, the mp3 is “The Bro Chant” which is available on the official How I Met Your Mother soundtrack, “How I Met Your Music”. It’s available on iTunes.