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Anonymous said: my friend secretly date my ex without asking me, i didn't know untill one of my friend told me. what should i do?

Bro,

Depends on how upset you are with it. Scale of 1-10 if you’re 1-4 then ignore it, it’s probably too late to act. If you’re 4-7 then you should probably try to talk to him about it as adults. If you’re 7-10 then punishments should be in place and you should call him out on it.

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Anonymous said: My bro really likes this girl but she has made it apparent that she doesnt want to be with him. She and I hang out regularly and ive developed a crush on her. I know i shouldnt act on it i just feel bad for having feelings for her. Have i broken bro code? Should i tell my bro how i feel ?

Bro,

You’re in the clear for this one. For now. How apparent is apparent? Is it her straight up telling him? Or her implying? If she told him, then tell your Bro how you feel and then you can move forward. If it was only implications, you’ll have to wait until she tells him to make your move, on either of them.

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Anonymous said: I need help

Bro,

What’s up

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Anonymous said: Bro, I was dating a girl for about 6 months. She broke up with me, and a month later my friend hooked up with her. Then I started talking to her and she broke up with him and got back together with me. Did we both break the bro code?

Bro,

Yeah you both did. In cases like this, it’s usually best to call a stalemate and go out for a beer.

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Anonymous said: I have this bro who is seeing someone else behind his wife's back. After his wife found out, I still keep protecting him because I live by bro code. But he's not helping himself and keep doing all the stupid things even after I have advised him what is good and what is bad. Now his wife is accusing me of protecting me and everyone is boycotting me (both are my friends). Did he violated the bro code and put me in this difficult position?

Bro,

Yes he did. Sometimes it’s hard to determine when you need to abide by the code and when you sneak past it. Some Bros are rather selfish and will take down all their Bros with them rather than talk fault. This is one such instance. You’ve done your part by sticking with him, but if he won’t come clean, it may be time to abandon ship and try to reclaim your other Bros.

If he is really your Bro, he’ll understand.

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Anonymous said: My best bro hooked up with a girl i had dibs on.Whats the punishment for that?

Bro,

The funny thing about best Bros or wingmen is that they always are more open with each other.

A Bro of mine has brought up a suggestion in the cases of Dibs in which instead of a punishment, it’s a mutual agreement. No punishment would befall the offender as long as he shares the first sext picture with the offended. Still on the fence about it but definitely something outside the box.

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Anonymous said: So i was seeing a girl for a while. and it looked very good! Together on Bed and stuff ... Then a friend came ... who kissed her and I lose her ... did he break the brocode?

Bro,

This one threw me for a loop. But it seems like yes. He did

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Anonymous said: Whats a good punishment for a bro that broke the dibs rule?

Bro,

It really depends on the situation and your relationship to the Bro.

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Anonymous said: I called dibs on a girl 5 months ago, now a friend is starting a relationship with the same girl.how should it be resolved? Should we have some sort of agreement on a challenge/duel over the privilege of owning the dib? If so, who chooses challenge and who decides if a challenge is valid?

Bro,

If your Bro has already started a relationship with her, than you are past the dueling phase, however there are instances in which duels are accepted and scenarios which should be played out.

The duel is always carried out as either laser tag, nerf war, paintball battle, or water jousting.

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Anonymous said: 23) You will always make excuses for a bros actions, no matter how obscene. All things done by a drunk bro must be forgiven. No exceptions. What if he broke the code ? Do you need to forgive that as Well?

Bro,

If a Bro breaks the code while drunk, it is forgivable. Punishments should still be carried out, but should be reduced in severity. (I.e. Your Bro sleeps with your ex while drunk, instead of revoking Bro status, he owes you a 12-pack)

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