Anonymous asked: My two Best Bro's are in a heated argument over this chick and One bro called dibs first However the other bro said it doesn't count because he wasn't present for the dibs calling and after he finished that he called dibs which Bro has Dibs
A Bro does not need to witness when a Bro is calling dibs on a chick.
If Bro 1 says dibs were called and there was someone there to witness that can attest to it, then Bro 1 has dibs. If Bro 1 has no witness but happens to mention that he “has dibs” before Bro 2 officially calls dibs, then Bro 1 has indirectly called dibs and receives dibs. If Bro 1 has no witness and says he “called it/that” followed by Bro 2 calling dibs, then Bro 2 has dibs.
The Bro Code is a code of honor, because Bro’s are supposed to respect each other above everyone else. So if a Bro says he’s got dibs, he’s got dibs. Unless he doesn’t actually say he’s got dibs…
Anonymous asked: One of my bros told his girlfriend an other people every single thing about my past relationships what we did if I cheated and who I did with
That’s messed up and a true violation of the code. Take whatever action you feel is necessary. Our recommendation is revocation of Bro status.
Anonymous asked: Should a bro post about his feelings on facebook
He could, but be forewarned that Facebook is a public medium and by posting on it you are subjecting yourself to the opinion of anyone who might read it.
Anonymous asked: So a lady bro wants to divorce my bro who is currently deployed. Is this wrong, should she be punished? How?
This is something between the Lady Bro and your Bro. No punishment should be dealt and no violation will occur. The fact your Bro got married in the first place is technically a violation, but right now it’s neither here nor there. For now, be a Bro and be there for your Bro in a time of need.
Anonymous asked: According to article 58, a bro doesn't grow a mustache. However, a bro decides he wants to support the movember foundation to raise awareness en funds for prostate cancer and other manly cancers. Does this allow the bro to grow a mustache for a month or is it still an violation and needs to be punished?
It’s still a violation, but seeing as it is ultimately for a good cause, punishment can be waived or deemed less necessary.
Anonymous asked: Is being a brony in violation of the bro code? I am a brony and my bros constantly give me crap about it.
It’s not in violation, but being public about your brony-ness may lead to ridicule from your Bros. It’s just what Bros do.
Anonymous asked: Bro, if a bro tells his bro's that he wouldn't care if they weren't in his life (joking or not) is that a violation in any way? Or does that strip him of his bro-ship? Or should it just be left aside? Cuz that hurts a bro
This could go either way. Joking around a Bro could say “Get out of my life.” This is acceptable. However, if a Bro has intent of it then obviously he would be stripped of his Bro title. It all truly depends on how well you can take a joke though.
gwggrim asked: Right So I became Fwb with my Ex, but during that time she started hooking up online with a guy, apparently that dude is not OK with the whole Fwb thing. We waited till they were classified as 'serious' before ending the benefits (as to the friendship agreement), as in true BF GF. But I feel like we had the Benefits for too long and I have hurt the Guy that she is now with. Am I overthinking things, or have I hurt another bro?
It looks like you should be in the clear for this one. While you were hooking up with her, they weren’t anything serious or exclusive. And from the situation, it seems like you ended any hooking up once they made it exclusive.
Had you continued after their exclusivity, you’d have more of a problem. The truth is that fault is one her for not taking it as serious as she should have when she started talking to her dude. But that’s another story for another day.
Anonymous asked: how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared
bgmak asked: According to an early article, a dog must be knee-height when full grown. Is it a violation if I get a beagle? It does normal dog stuff plus is used for hunting.
Typically most articles are iron-clad, but it seems like there may be a few exceptions to this one. The beagle could be considered one of them, purely because of it’s use in hunting. The only stipulation I could see would be that the dog has to have a mainly name.