Anonymous asked: Ok so my Best friend I'm talking about he is the main definition of a true bro had this girlfriend that he broke up with and now I'm trying to get at her does this violate any of the bro codes ._.
If the Bro in question is as good a Bro as you’re saying, then you can’t hook up with his ex under any circumstances.
Anonymous asked: I live with my bro and my ex. The girl and I broke up recently. I leave for a weekend and now the bro is now sleeping with my ex. He says that he deserves it because he never gets laid. Did he break the bro code?
He definitely violated the code. Sleeping with a Bro’s ex is one of the highest of offenses.
Anonymous asked: Bro I'm scared, what do I do?
Scared of what, Bro?
Anonymous asked: I had sex with a girl my bro liked and now he doesn't talk to me
Did he have dibs? If he did, then yeah he’s right now to talk to you. You violated the Bro Code. If he didn’t, then just simply say “Sorry, Bro. Should have called dibs.” If he’s truly your Bro, he’ll understand.
Anonymous asked: I'm a female who worries she's been a part in breaking the bro code. I slept with my best friend who happens to be my ex's best friend too. I feel so guilty. Is there anything I can/should do?
It doesn’t seem like you’re completely at fault here. I mean, sleeping with a Bro is an offense, but a minor one at that. As for the situation with them also being your ex’s friend, is just a matter of circumstance. You’re in the clear on this one.
Anonymous asked: My bro, let's call him M, called dibs but the girl he has dibs on is coming on to me. Is it a violation if she is the one that is instigating it if I pursue her?
Dibs is dibs. Regardless of situation he has dibs. As a Bro, you must respect that.
Anonymous asked: If bro "a" likes a girl and is tryin to hook up with her and bro "b" is trying to hook her up with another guy what should bro "a" do?
Bro “A” needs to call dibs. Dibs is the only thing that can save him in this situation.
Anonymous asked: Bro, my bro and his girlfriend broke up about a year now. I now like this girl, and I asked my bro if hes okay with it. He said yes. But then I hooked up with this girl. My bro became angry and doesn't talk to me anymore.
It’s a bit of a messy situation on this one but technically you’re in the clear and your Bro isn’t really being one. Feel free to administer a fitting punishment.
Anonymous asked: I had a Bro Code violation that I need to know how to address. It involves 2 bros, J and L let's call them. J is best bro. Anyways; I told my circle of bros in CLOSE CONFIDENTIALITY a major personal secret and re-iterated multiple times that this would not be released to any of our girl friends in the group. J and L then told a girl friend of ours about it. I intervened before it spread. It was not told for "my own good", it was for them to have a laugh. What course of punishment is advised?
This is a serious offense. Punishment is truly up to you on this one but you can rightly punish either way you choose and still be in the clear. Keep it legal though. Even the Bro Code has it’s limits.
Anonymous asked: Okey i was the proud owner of a place in a game for almosta week. And then one of my friends come and call dibs on it even though i had it for a week but i dident call dibs before that. HELP!
For the record: There is no such thing as implied dibs. You should have called it.