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Anonymous asked: My friend starting dating my ex right after she broke up with me and seemed to be an influence in her decision. She didn't seem very sure but became more sure the more he kept in contact. His constant presence I think made her split up with me. He was even told by his friend to back off. That has got to be a major violation? Your thoughts? Will he be eaten up by his guilt?

Bro,

Chances are he did have something to do with the split, whether it be intentional or not. Personally, there is nothing worse than that. However, what’s passed is passed. You may choose to remove his Bro status if you like and would be completely in the right.

As for guilt, I doubt that would eat at him.

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Anonymous asked: My bro hooked up with my crush. Did he break one of the bro code rules?

Bro,

If you had dibs, then yes, otherwise, no.

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Anonymous asked: Got a match on tinder, turns out my match is my old hookups younger brother and doesn't know that I know. I'm also assuming he doesn't know about me from his big brother. Would I be an asshole to pursue this? And would it be unforgivable of me with the big brother?(keeping in mind he said plenty of times he didn't want to date me?) -lady bro

Lady Bro,

Feel free to pursue. By saying that he didn’t want to date you, the older brother waived any sort of rights he would have in this situation. Have fun.

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Anonymous asked: I had dibs on a girl half a year before a bro said he'd be my wingman when we met up with her and her friend. the bro violated article 78 of the bro code and rack jacked the girl. I clearly had dibs, but forgave the bro. He broke up with the girl as he didn't want a relationship. We went out as friends, and I got with her later. My bro was furious and punched me in the head from behind. He claims I broke the bro code. I feel like he broke it so I couldn't have 're-broke' it. Your thoughts?

Bro,

Dibs has an expiration of 6 months. If he got with her within your initial dibs period then yes, he broke the code and was in the wrong for punching you.

However if it was even one day after the expiration of dibs, then technically you would be in the wrong here and would owe him some reparation.

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Anonymous asked: I really like this guys and he knows I like him but i usto date one of his friends. And my ex told my current crush not to get with me and my crush said it's also bro code, so what should I do?

Lady Bro (or Bro),

In this sort of situation you’re really at mercy of a Bro’s willingness to keep to the code. He could always break the code if he is truly into you, but that is something you would have to convince him to do. It does seem like your ex is acting out of spite, but it could be more. Either way, this guy you’re into really holds the decision power here.

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thugness119 asked: Hey so a bro of mine started dating my ex without my permission. We just broke up. He told me he doesn't believe in bro code. I live with the guy. What should I do?

Bro,

Whether or not a Bro believes or follows the Bro Code, is null and void. The Bro Code is bigger than beliefs.

A punishment should be served. Whichever you choose should be applicable, just keep in mind that you DO live with him.

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Anonymous asked: If a bro is in a long term relationship, can said bro call dibs on other girls?

Bro,

When a Bro is in a long term relationship, he has no claim to dibs. However, if it is just dating, than his ability to call dibs remains in effect.

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Anonymous asked: bro, Is it okay to hook up with a distant bros girlfriend?

Bro,

It’s definitely not ok, but it’s less severe than if he was your wingman.

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Anonymous asked: Bro, my friend likes this girl and has tried to get with her in the past. They stopped talking because she has no interest in him. He started talkin to her again 4 months ago and now she likes me and still shows no interest In him. Is it a violation of bro code for me to make a move? How would dibs work in this situation? I have not heard dibs being called to my knowledge. Being there is an expiration date, would it expire in 2 months since they've been talking for 4 or when he says it? Thanks:)

Bro,

If dibs has not yet been called, then anything is fair game. You could even call dibs at this point.

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zlayer666 asked: Hi, me and my girlfriend recently split, and now a bro is with her (without asking if it was alright) what punishment would you recommend?

Bro,

It’s up to you what feels right but for the sake of an answer let’s go with…paying for all your drinks until he can hook you up with a 6 or higher.

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