Bro Code Violation

Anonymous asked: I'm 15, sophomore in high school and I'm the only one in my circle whos a virgin. I've been "offered" before but I've said no cause they were close friends or random people (all girls). Should I just go for it to get it over with or continue waiting?

Bro,
Are you sure you’re on the right blog?

But in all seriousness, even though this isn’t really a Bro Code related ask, it merits an answer either way. Do what you feel is right. Don’t rush it if you’re having thoughts but don’t wait if you have the right person because you feel you should. When you have someone you care about, it’ll happen. You’re only 15, you have lots of time.

If you’re still a virgin at 25, come ask again.

Anonymous asked: Bro, the way your "ACCEPTABLE AGE-DIFFERENCE FORMULA" is written states that a 36 year old can date a four year old, that's some messed up shit. Get some parenthesis in that thing.

Thanks for the heads up on that Bro. I added the proper parenthesis and we should be golden now.

If a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, he must first ask what type of car he collided with and whether it got totaled before asking if his Bro is okay.

-Bro Code: Article 130

If a Bro lends another Bro a DVD, video game, or a peice of lawn machinery, he shall not expect to ever get it back, unless his Bro happens to die and bequeath it back to him.

-Bro Code: Article 129

Anonymous asked: Rules when dealing with a bro who is whipped by his girlfriend?

Bro,

Your Bro is lost. If he is getting some regularly, do not interfere. If he is in a dry spell and still whipped, then you need to find a way to get him out of there faster than Ben Affleck in Argo.

Anonymous asked: Bro, I just want to say thanks.

Bro,

Anytime

Anonymous asked: I'm a Lady Bro.. I wish there was a Girl Code as good as Bro Codes.. Seriously, I love reading Bro Codes and understanding what you guys think about things.

Lady Bro,

The unfortunate thing is that The Chick Code tends to ramble on in several different scenarios for each article and each article in itself varies from girl-to-girl. It’s why women are so catty with each other and talk behind each other’s backs.

Anonymous asked: What's the bro in the know page?

Bro,

The Bro In The Know page is a page that we created to hold some common knowledge that all Bros should know.

You can access it here

Quick Update

One of our Lady Bros pointed out the other day that some of our page was out-of-date. I want to thank them and let all of you know that we have begun updating.

The Bro In The Know page is now updated with current information and soon we’ll be updating the articles page to have all the current posted articles as well as links to the expanded article.

Anonymous asked: I snorted all my bro's meth, what do?

Bro,

That was just greedy. You should cook him some, but only if you use chili p.

No, but seriously, meth is bad. Bro’s dont do meth.